Prepare yourself for the OMNIPREZENT 5000! The most obnoxious multitasking gadget ever made featuring:

Bluetooth 4.1 802.11Z
Synaptic Tweeting IRDA
Voicemail Google Gears
GPGPS Infiltration Camera Technology TRIM support
900MHZ baseband Homing Beacon
Deep Sleep Support Rape Alarm
30MegaPixel CCD @ 4000×3000, 24fp White Noise Maker
EVDO 3 rev. C MMS/SMS
Full Uptime Streaming to Private Web Server ESP Texting
Wireless Charging DVR

All for the low price of $4999.99!

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Written and Directed by Brandon Walter & Kasi Brown

Starring Richie Beanan

with Maggie Carlson Callahan and Jim Callahan

Special thanks to Cafe Marcos-West Hollywood